Just think, if we licensed products like we license software, games, and music, all of this would be illegal!
Buy a fucking paring knife for your goddamned strawberries you lazy fuck.
If you label my life support with a fucking bread tab, I will come back to haunt your ass.
Don’t fuck up my bacon like that. Just don’t.
Anybody who puts a rubberband on a paint can deserves to have it fly off all covered in paint.
I might be cranky. Also. See: Pinterest. Aren’t we over this shit?
I use my paper towel rolls as a telescope in a pinch, but thats it.
This stuff severely limits the things I can bitch about and NO ONE IS TAKING THAT FROM ME
AMAZING GAME CHANGERS.
Long but worth it!
That’s what she said?